I registered at the gym on friday....i need to be fit for service!...so I registered for half a month..15days...to be routined in a one day on and one day off format....so I wud be ready for orientation camp at keffi, nasarawa...June 2nd
..did I mention I was posted to borno state..omg!!!..B.O.R.N.O....hey!!..chiboks girls..remember them!!...it happened in borno...that boko haram plagued state....scary!!!....ok!..ok!..ok!...calm down people!!!...but seriously I wasn't kidding...its actually borno state.(my call up letter is a proof am not joking)..but hey...enough of the digression...this note isn't about my deployment to borno....its about me registering at the gym....dont worry...i will save that juicy borno story for another note...ehen back to me gym story!....i had just seen *bugsy* off to the park at abule-egba(in lagos....i still live in lagos sha...atleast if u call that area lagos)....oh sorry..bugsy is my friend and brother from abeokuta.actually his name is damilola Oladunni...i named him bugsy...he is sort of a bug that serves...i mean he is a ServANT(bug)..he came to lagos with me on a getaway....ohhhh! why do I keep digressing...Gym! Gym!....we will talk about bugsy later...ok...Gym...no more digressing I promise!!!....so I saw bugsy off...and I returned home to prepare for the gym i had found, a somewhat standard gym located just a few blocks after my busstop...it is called GAMERITE...located at a filling station called MRS...just right after HERCULES(my busstop) along giwa oke -aro road....(those people had better pay me for advertising them here)...the gym instructor looked at me and said....*WHY DO U WANNA GYM?*....i guess becos he felt I was slim and didn't seem to have a big stomach in the gear I was wearing...he introduced himself(i can't remember his name right now)...well I got chatting with him...*sir!...hmmm...i am going for service and I need to be fit..blah blah blah...sheep your typing!!!*....ok truth is I am sort of an athletic person at heart...i like to be fit...and yippy!!!...a standard gym appeared....so like a butterfly attracted to nectar....its just natural I am here!!....(ok!..i ddnt tell d gym guy that...it was in my head)....he smiled...as he led me to the treadmill for a 15mins cardio(yay! I have been educated in gym-linguist)....he left me on the machine and went afar of to other things..!!!...PAUSE--(hey,lets not forget I had to change my clothes at the gym changing room...so I sort of look like mariam Jones right now..if you are naive enough to believe) .CONTINUE...mirrors everywhere..(typical of a gym)...i could see he was observing me from afar...trickles of sweat!...does that mean I am beginning to burn down the calories!!...(hey! I didn't come here to burn fat o!..i came to tone up my muscles and stay fit)....so it's about time I told the gym-guy My main purpose (i got only 15days you know)....*ehmm...sir!...see!...lifting up my hands...i wanna get this part of my arm firm and toned*...actually a part of my under-arm(triceps) was alil flabby...i was getting a grand-mother flabby arm vision....i needed them to be toned...thats the reason why I am here!!!...can you put me on a machine to work them out.....and my thighs too...???...now that we got that properly communicated....he gave me 4kg dumbells, 2kg each for my hands....i lifted them for a while...until I could feel the muscles in my biceps and triceps aching...he put me next on a standing bicycle to work out my thighs...and next on a sitting bicycle.....(those machine stretched me really good..quite very painful the harder I pushed forward ...finally I was up for push-ups....(oooohhh!!!...the muscles of my stomach cried..urrrgh)....i was exhausted...i had been working out for 2 and half hours....i wanted to go home...i told the gym guy....he said...oh!! U will need a massage....i raised my eyebrows...massage!!. uhhmm..never mind I was about to say...my body language already spelt IT-AINT-GONNA-HAPPEN!!!.(in my mind...i wasn't about to let some guy I just met massage my body...no way!...i am going home)...but the guy motioned me to a machine...on it was written...MASSAGE fit!...Oh!! I quickly recomposed myself....too late...i know he already knew what I was thinking...i just smiled while he operated the machine and put me on it...Ahhhhhhh!!...that massage machine was awesome...it massaged me from head to toe...i spent 10minutes on it as timed by the gym guy....and off I was....heading home......dreading the pain I would wake up in tomorrow as a result of torn muscles....but seriously it felt good to have exercised that well...i will be back at the gym on sunday...
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