i hate wedding bugs!!!

So I am going for this wedding!!!...i don't rili lyk weddings...(honks!!!-oh-oh).not what u thinking...O'course I love weddings, i love seeing two love birds (man n woman pls!) exchanging the sacred vows with the love of their lives, i love a satins and lace and flowers! The coming together of families,the arrival of great uncle dele and sashy aunt moyo,the clumsiness of the house,the most beautiful n happy bride(abi now!), the crashing in of both well wishers ,the cooky cooking neighbours at the backyard of the house,the-i-came-to-check-if-your-wedding-is-better-than-whosoevers and the beautiful but hungry section of those who came for the foods! (oh! I forgot to mention the groom)..finally...Yh the already broke and tense groom(if he is not from a society affluent family)..and the rest of every other wedding come and see crew(the list is sha plenty) ...i say all that to say I love weddings o (for those of you already thinking things about me)...and hey I might just be inviting you for my own society glam wedding NEXT SATURDAY!!...*faints*.....CPR!!!...*faints again*...ok! I am awake now! Lol..the only reason I said I don't like weddings is the mushy bug that bites me in ass!..i hate that mushy feeling!...the last wedding I attended was last year NOVEMBER 1(our very own beautiful O2C wedding) ...no mushy bug bit me there,i was busy all through,working with hadassah cocktails!..but aunt biola's wedding,i was one of the bride's maid...i saw the engagement,the church and reception! Every thing! And the mushy bug bit me everywhere as I watched those two happy couple....it took me 5 long days to recover!...so I will say it again but this time this way..I HATE THE MUSHY BUG THAT BITES AT WEDDINGS!!!...(now that's much better!!)..so mr Tolu invited me for this wedding this Saturday morning...i told him, I wouldn't make it early for the church(avoiding mushy bug bite!)...i will make it to the reception!!....i yelled back on phone as the line was breaking up..seraph,the reception is also at the church! (shocked!) ah! Church bawo!!..ohhh-ohhh!...so no escape...ok! I will be there..late! But I will be there!!...Pls Wats the wedding dress colour!!..i wouldn't wanna appear off the blend...and make everyone think I was crashing the wedding(well I am but not exactly crashing sha.am going with Mr Adeyina Tolulope Samuel the friend or whatever of the groom)...thank God I asked! Even mr Tolu didn't know..he was just gonna appear in any cloth that suit him(men!!!)....then we will both look like the invited mo-gbo-mo-ya's!!!...no way!!!...*peach and turquoise blue*...hmmm..dont think I have two of those colours separate in my wardrobe o...but I will see what I can do..as I looked thru my hanger,a colourful Ankara print that i had just sown popped in mind..it has peach and blue in it.this should do jare.....by 11am..i will get ready to dress up!!!....(happy weekend people) ...hope to see no one I know at the wedding!...loool!!!...HML to every bride and groom walking down the aisle this beautiful saturday morning!